VIDEO REPORTS: Country Music Stars Challenge Al-Qaeda With Patriotic New Song ‘Bomb NYC

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Country Music Stars Challenge Al-Qaeda With Patriotic New Song â��Bomb New Yorkâ��
Country music superstars come together to discuss and sing about bombing New York City. Reported by the Onion.

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